19 January 2012

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  • I don't get drunk. I get awesome.
  • You are not stupid. You just have bad luck when thinking.
  • If you're happy and you know it, share your meds.
  • Wine! How classy people get sh*&faced.
  • Real women watch football.
  • I usually try to keep my sadness pent up inside where it can fester quietly as a mental illness.
  • I didn't see anyone important today, so I'll just wear these clothes again tomorrow.

5 comments:

Lynmittsky said...

i adore you. i think we are telepathically linked at times. so glad to hear i am a real woman: i watch football, i get awesome almost every weekend, if its a weeknight i get fancy people awesome. i definitely am greedy with my pills but would gladly share in my mental illness if you would care to indulge in it... swim in it, soak in my mental illness if need be...

Warped Mind of Ron said...

Mental illness??? I prefer to call it my alternative thinking skill...

Sparkling Red said...

I love #3! Anyone want a chill pill?

Jenski said...

Rapunzel, thanks for the added smiles with your comment. I appreciate the distinction between weekend and weeknight awesome.

Ron, that is very clever. I may use that at some point.

Spark, spread the joy!

Danielle said...

These are hilarious.

"fancy people awesome" is just perfect, Rapunzel.