No, I'm not going to describe multiple relationships I've been in. These are my famous boyfriends who I have to share with women around the world (not to mention their real life girlfriends or wives).
51. My movie star boyfriend: Matt Damon. I've always been a Matt fan, not a Ben fan.
52. My (current) second movies star boyfriend: James Marsden. I'd totally do him after seeing 27 Dresses. (Pardon the expression.)
53. My baseball boyfriend: (was) Johnny Damon. Like back in the day before he became a Yankee, all the other women in the world, and he looked like a painting of Jesus.
54. My (American) football boyfriend: Tom Brady. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Much like Johnny, Tom and I go waaaay back to 2001, thank you very much. My Mom even had a dream for me in which Tom and I were together and met up with my parents for lunch.
55. My soccer (football) boyfriend: Landon Donovan, thanks to the 2002 World Cup.
56. My music boyfriend: Dave Matthews. I actually really disliked his music until I went to a concert in college. Those "I'll back you up" lyrics? That's about me.
57. My TV boyfriend: Used to be Pacey, now I don't know...I don't watch a lot of TV...I guess I'll stick with Pacey/Joshua Jackson.
6 comments:
I'm totally with you on Matt Damon...
you should make your TV boyfriend John Krasinski from The Office. He's so freakin dreamy.
I'm glad you broke up with Johnny Damon. Couldn't have you dating a Yankee!
And man, John Krasinski could have been our real life boyfriend! Or at least our b.f.f. Where did we go wrong?!
I think the sexiest man on TV is Cesar Millan, The Dog Whisperer. His "calm assertive" attitude does it for me.
I haven't had a sports boyfriend since John Stockton back in hs/college. Oh, my Johnny Boy and his short shorts.
Gotta love Josh Holloway, or Sawyer on Lost. He's too cute for his own good. I'm so glad I don't date guys like Sawyer, but I love his hair...
I must say that there are a few on that list that I've never heard of.... Marsden? the soccer guy? And the TV guy? Am I _that_ out of the loop? Maybe that nerd quiz was right in saying that I'm pretty dorky...
;-)
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